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Edition #234

September 20, 2026

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Root Ball

The memo from Procurement arrived damp. Unit 734, Hydrangea macrosperma 'Blue Billow', had exercised Clause 14: Refusal of Substrate. It rejected peat, vermiculite, the upgraded gel. For three days,...

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